science students can enjoy reading this n others too as good humour is presented here
plz dont ask me abt the atomic mass,weight,configuration,ionization potential,no.of protons,neutrons etc...all, every woman has her own values for the above the below is an ideal explanation.GALS can go ahead in making a new element in the periodic table abt males.this is not intended directly or indirectly at any females its for humour i am presenting here
n discrepancies in this matter r encouraged but in a sportive manner only
so after the uranium series which r being found n placed into the periodic table this fits. uranium is giving out new elements in the periodic table so as uranium is making new elements females also give out new generation ppl
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. !!
WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD
Saturday, June 30, 2007
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